Social accountability, automated
The receipts your group chat always threatened to pull — now with one tap.
Cite the cancellation. Let AI write the roast. Send a receipt your group will actually laugh at.
Not a fight, a bit. Receipts, not resentment.
Citation issued to
@jordan, 8:47 PM
Offense
No-show, brunch — 3rd strike
Flake score
62/ 100
CITATION
Official receipt
FlakeAlert.app
The ritual
Make the cancellation the content.
FlakeAlert gives planners one funny, direct way to acknowledge a no-show—without turning the group chat into a courtroom.
Clock the flake
Pick the offense, add the plan, and tap Cite.
Let Quip write it
AI turns their excuse into a group-specific, PG-13 receipt.
Send the evidence
Drop a story-sized citation in the chat. They can cite back if they dare.
Group-only scoreboard
Private Flake Scores with a very public point.
Scores belong to the group that earned them. No public reputation system. No out-of-context search results.
The cite-back loop
They join to defend the score. Then they cite someone back.
Share without the spreadsheet
Story-sized receipts make the inside joke travel.
Keep it funny
Accountability, not cruelty.
- Private scores stay inside the group.
- Report, mute, and contest controls are always one tap away.
- Roasts are tuned for a bit, not a pile-on.
- Mute the group or a person any time.
Citation desk open